Yes indeed, it’s time for another episode of irregular “Wednesday Weirdness”. Going for non-political this week if no one minds.
Item 1: This one comes courtesy of Mountain Man-
“Hackers Hold Man’s Penis For Ransom In Digital Chastity Belt, Demand Bitcoin To Unlock” TL;DR: It comes off with bolt cutters. The belt, not his penis.
Item 2: “Two Rescued From Icy Waters After Truck Doing ‘Donuts’ Loses Control During A Snowstorm” Probably should have picked a better parking lot.
And we’ll stop there. Enjoy your day.