I need some new conspiracy theories because all of my old ones are coming true

“We’re from the government, and we’re here to keep you helpless.”

A week into the greatest natural disaster in North Carolina’s history, the Feds are still trying to find something useful to do. Now mind you,…

In my January 1 predictions for the coming year, I had the following Don’t be surprised to see some damn Leftist propose a “BTU Tax”…

It’s because they do stupid stuff like taking a strain of the Wuflu that kills almost no one and turning it into one that could…

So, how many terms and symbols in the images below describes you, a family member, or your friends? I had a discussion with someone in…

For some reason, this post has been riding me for days. I’ve spent an inordinate amount of time on it but I can’t get it…