I’m not believing this crap–the AnarchAngel has had a Fatwah put out for him!
Time for a Public Service Announcement: You’re picking on the wrong guy with the wrong friends. We may be a bunch of out-of-shape old farts with big mouths, but I sincerely doubt that there’s a single one of the gunblogger community that can’t put a hole in you at 300 yards–on a bad day. We’re spread out all over the freakin’ country, so while you might get one or two of us, the rest will have plenty of warning of your approach.
I’ve made sure that Mrs. Freeholder still has that container of bacon grease in the refrigerator. You’ll enter Hell sliding if you decide to come to North Carolina.
Remember, we aren’t the US military. We’re not bound by some “rules of war” business. We hate you as much as you hate us, and we’ll be out to make sure that you suffer as much as possible, as long as possible. Burning for eternity sounds about right.