I’m not sure whether I feel sorry for these sanctimonious turd burglars because they’re being taken advantage of by unscrupulous adults who don’t give a tinker’s damn about them or if I’m simply laughing at their utter blindness to how the world really works. Either way, they’re giving The Gun Salesman of the Year, 2008-2016 a run for his money. Keep it up, kids. One of these days you’re going to look back at this episode in your life and go “Oh God, that was me!”
And the Internet will never let you forget it.