Delivering the beatdown

(Via the Drudge Report)

A 70 year old man is at home with his girlfriend and hears a noise in his yard at 3 AM.  He checks and sees Sum D00d, who had already shattered a window to gain entry to the home and then majestically stumbled back outside.

Our intrepid homeowner calls the police, and turns around to find Mr. D00d standing right behind him.  So he promptly decks him and leaves him groveling for mercy.

D00d!  He’s 70 and he’s at home with his girlfriend.  What are you thinking?

Do not mess with us old guys.  We can’t run anymore (even if we can satisfy our girlfriends).  We’re just going to hurt you.