If you break a lightbulb
(Via the Drudge Report and with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
You might just be a terrorist. Or you might just be a panicky postal employee. Hard to tell them apart some days.
(Via the Drudge Report and with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
You might just be a terrorist. Or you might just be a panicky postal employee. Hard to tell them apart some days.
I wonder if they called in a haz mat team to deal with the mercury residue- as they tell us poor proles to do, while forcing us to buy the idiotic things. No, didn't think so…