Latest from the Department of Hysteria

(Via FOXNews)

The FBI is warning that a new Barbie doll could be a gift — to pedophiles.

In an alert sent to investigators, the feds warned that the new Barbie Video Girl, which features a camera and an LCD screen, could be used to create child pornography.

And no one has ever purchased a cheap digital camera for a kid before. Never, ever.

Is the FBI, like the ATF, trying to come up with new and innovative reasons it should continue to exist? I’d hope not, but it sounds a lot like they are.

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