Q: How screwed up does your state have to be to not have a state fair?

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So, Teh Anointed One has taken another turn at dancing in the blood.  He dance steps looked, well, timid. He…

(With apologies to Jonathan Swift. Link to “Rebel yell: Southern nationalists again crying ‘secede'” via the Drudge Report) I’ve discussed…