Lock and load

Osama bin Laden warned in his October Surprise video that he will be closely monitoring the state-by-state election returns in tomorrow’s presidential race — and will spare any state that votes against President Bush from being attacked, according to a new analysis of his statement.

Just bring it to North Carolina, asshole. Just bring it. No matter who wins, it’s going to be open season on terrorists–no bag limit.

I’m going to go do something physical and see if my blood pressure will go down. Casting bullets lubed with port fat springs to mind as appropriate…

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