I feel much safer now

(From the Email List That Must Remain Nameless)

I’ll sleep better at night and walk the streets with confidence because those Guardians of Our Safety, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Etc. are going to protect us from fruit farmers and their “Explosive Pest Control Devices”.

And as you might expect, yes, the United States Congress had something to do with this. In 2002. ATF is just now getting around to saving us from the threat, seeing as how they have completed arming the drug gangs in Mexico, which must have rated way higher on the to-do list.