Hey dude, it’s a scary world, you know?

(Via the Drudge Report)

…Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa believes he is in danger, and therefore needs a six-foot security wall erected around L.A.’s official mayoral residence in Windsor Square.

Poor little politician, he thinks he’s in danger. Oh, boo hoo!

Antonio, when the people in Los Angeles start rioting, whether it’s over food, gas prices, cuts in the give away programs social services or whatever, a six foot wall isn’t going to be half enough to protect you. I’d make sure any firewood, heavy wooden posts, large kettles, road repair materials and items containing feathers are all safely under lock and key as well. Come to think of it, you might want to be sure that all the tall trees in the neighborhood are cut down, too.

You can never be too sure, you know?