(Via Wired)

Terrorist robots have been sighted in Denver!!! Call out the bomb squad!!!

Murray said that suspicious objects do not automatically warrant a call to the bomb squad if patrol officers are able to determine that there is no threat. He said that the robot was strange enough to warrant precautionary measures. In the end, it proved harmless.

“A whole lot of nothing,” Murray said.

Actually, no, it isn’t a whole lot of nothing. Another Alert Citizen has Seen Something and Said Something. The government’s programing of the sheep is working quite well. “Be frightened–of EVERYTHING!” “Different = Dangerous!” “Only the government can keep you safe!”

Next thing you know, that LiteBrite of the kids that is still in the basement will get me in a lot of trouble….

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