Why we don’t allow Liberals/Progressives/Whatevers to write Christmas stories

(Found on the local newspapers’ website, which must remain nameless for OpSec.)

“A Charlie Brown Holiday”: Charlie Brown is tasked with directing the play for his school’s Winter Season celebration. When Charlie fails miserably at picking out a proper holiday tree, Linus hops onto the stage to try to cheer him up with a moving monologue about the true meaning of Christmas. But once Linus mentions angels appearing before shepherds in the fields announcing the birth of the Savior in Bethlehem, he is suspended by the faculty for imposing Christianity upon his classmates. Despondent, Charlie Brown returns home and finds that Snoopy’s holiday light display has won the neighborhood’s Season of Lights contest. In the end, Charlie Brown’s pals show up and help decorate his holiday tree, and cheering him up with a rousing chorus of nonoffensive holiday songs bereft of references to Christ or Christmas.

Yep.

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